Comments on: …and thou shalt be Geekier!

By: Bipin 3~ Upadhyay

Bipin 3~ Upadhyay — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:34:13 +0000

@Saaki:
hehe Glad you liked it.
…and thanks for dropping by.

By: Saaki

Saaki — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:17:44 +0000

bipin dude…

grt post….i was laughing my a** off…i really enjoyed reading this blog…

u cud adapt a lot of stories into screenplays ..and make movies out of them…LOL

once again …may the force be with u

cheers..!!!

By: Bipin 3~ Upadhyay

Bipin 3~ Upadhyay — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:58:27 +0000

Ooo… the force is stronger in this one.. aei

hahah… Awesome performance.
Thanks for sharing Darth Bahp*.

By: bApHoMEt

bApHoMEt — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:31:10 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL5-6qK1iYs

LOL

By: Bipin 3~ Upadhyay

Bipin 3~ Upadhyay — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:15:16 +0000

@Darth Baph*:
Forget it. Dark side is insecure and I am paranoid about security.
Better join me if you want to be safe from these Psychopath Jedis.

@Jedi Masters Swenny & Pres*:

@Swen Bugger off @$$face!

Clearly, there is too much of disturbance in the force because of *you two* being on the same side. It’s just a matter of time before Darth Baph* uses your anger to seduce you to join the Darke side.
Beware! Your only resort is the revolutionary “Grey Side”.

@Johnny:
Thy being the only pure Jedi should mark my words carefully.
Give me the source,
and I’ll give you the force
–inspired from Subhash Chandra Bose’s Tum mujhe khoon do, main tumhe azaadi dunga

All hail the Grey Hat Hacker…

By: Johnny

Johnny — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:25:36 +0000

May the source be with you (all) !

By: prestidigitator

prestidigitator — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:56:57 +0000

@Baphomet Silence. Unleash Mace Windu on your ass I will.

By: bApHoMEt

bApHoMEt — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:04:44 +0000

@Jedi Master Wannabe Swen: your arrogance is good. atleast you have you managed to convince yourself that you are a jedi. its a good sign. i remember the old days when you were a young padawan, and i was your master, you were a spirited little bugger back then. too bad you chose Grandmaster Vishwanath ‘Yoda’ Anand as your chess coach. But never think that he taught you anything about the Force.

@Pres*(I will not give credence to your claim by calling you a jedi or master or yoda): what can a so-called jedi with broken english do to take on the dark side? nothing! stop your delusion and submit to us (me in general). and while you are at it. bring me queen amidala too.

@Bips: Fear not my young Padawan. soon, you will be able to defeat these Jedis with your eyes closed. My training will make you invincible.

By: prestidigitator

prestidigitator — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:24:29 +0000

@Bips and Baphomet

Mmmm…retarded you have become my young Padawans. Talk of sides to choose both of you will but in neither of you is the force strong. Run to your mommies both of you must and then learn to construct proper sentences I will.

@Swen Bugger off @$$face!

- Grandmaster Vishwanath ‘Yoda’ Anand

By: Swen

Swen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:55:35 +0000

@Bips and Baph
When you kids are done arguing and are ready to join the big league, let me know.

Jedi Master of All Daedalus

By: bApHoMEt

bApHoMEt — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:11:32 +0000

Dear Padawan Om,

your insolence is making it harder for me to keep my light saber under control. the more you stimulate the beast in me, the more enraged it will become; and then finally my lightsaber will rise explosively and enter you, and that will be the end of you.

padawan, i give you 2 days…er…a week to drop this act and join me, your true master. once we are together, no one can stop us from being the greatest force that the force has ever produced. and from this force, we will suckle nourishment to bring forth The Great Imperial Republic Super Army.

what say you padawan? which side will you choose?
-the weak jedi who promise a lot but never give.
-the all mighty and all powerfull dark side.

Lots of love (in a totally heterosexual way)
Darth Master Baphomet B.A.,LLb

p.s. you can run your little club – the grey side – even after you join the dark side

By: Bipin 3~ Upadhyay

Bipin 3~ Upadhyay — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:24:35 +0000

@Baph*:
haha One of the most pathetic pieces of codes ever written. It’s one buffer overflow and two heap overflows

Dear Darth Baph*,

Your propsal has lost it’s glory underneath the burden of it’s code. Kindly re-validate it. I might have become a part of the Dark Side, but not when it’s so insecure.

Moreover, I’ve realized that there’s no fun in being white or black. I’ll kill all the Jedis, then become (okay, okay, pretend to become) a good warrior… and create a new league, the Grey Side.

Let me know if you are interested.

Lots of love (in a totally non-gay way),
Darth Master Om.

By: bApHoMEt

bApHoMEt — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:07:51 +0000

/* Re-written invitation code */

darkside=darkside-lust;
coolname=”Darth Sivaji”;
coolcostume=AllBlackSuperMotherEffingOutfit;

bipsProposalArgument=darkside+FreeCandy+coolname+coolcostume;

result=bips.proposal(bipsProposalArgument);

if (result==”yes”)
{
give.Bips(PartyWith300Virgins);
}
else
{
give.Bips(freeCondomsToPlaySafeWithHisJediMasters);
}

/* End of code re-write */